We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
