Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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