Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm really into asian looking animals
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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