Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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