Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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