You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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