Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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