One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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