how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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