Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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