all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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