They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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