i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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