gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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