i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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