have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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