i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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