It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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