I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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