Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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