i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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