no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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