yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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