is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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