Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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