Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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