Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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