question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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