even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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