every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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