You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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