Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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