I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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