He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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