i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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