You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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