He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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