im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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