Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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