do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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