Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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