Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
you win again, gameday.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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