do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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