was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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