The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
this will be a night to untag.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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