We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
