Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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