I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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