Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
Randomize
