kristin has been a bad kristin
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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