I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
