No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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