billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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