How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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