I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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