No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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