he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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