'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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