i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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