4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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