Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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