are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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