i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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