so explain again why im purple
no
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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