My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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